privacy
No weird
business.
This birthday microsite does not collect names, email addresses, analytics, cookies, or form submissions. The audio player reads the six bundled listening cuts directly from this site, and the muted birthday bumper loads as a remote video render.
The listening cuts are unfinished archival working files. If the page is hosted as an unlisted QR link, anyone who gets the link may listen to or retrieve them, so do not forward it.